I do enjoy American Dad...

Has anyone noticed that Family Guy isn't funny? I mean, who makes fun of Michael J Fox? It's Michael J Fox! I mean, there's really nothing out there that offends me. And I would understand if the joke about Fox was funny, but like most Family Guy jokes, it wasn't. Then they make fun of the Simpsons. Which is pretty much fair game, because they're both animated comedies. But, again, it wasn't a joke. It was just a character shooting each member of the family. While I do agree that the Simpsons episodes have dipped in quality over the years, Family Guy (a show that's never been funny) doesn't really have the right to make fun of it. It's like a a fat ugly girl ripping on a hot a girl because of her looks. Huh?
Why is everyone obsessed over shows and movies that are terrible? LIke Heroes. What a piece of shit. And the worst part is, it didn't start off as a piece of shit. It slowly morphed into a piece of shit. The most accurate thing I've ever heard someone say about Heroes is that it's like talking to a really hot chick who is smart and funny and then at the end of the night you take her home and you discover she has a penis.
Why do all the good shows get cancelled? And then we get more episodes of According to Jim? What the hell is wrong with the world? Grey's Anatomy? Prison Break? Fuck these shows!

I dedicate this blog to all the great television shows out there that were cancelled...

Futurama, Huff, Dead Like Me, Home Movies, Deadwood, Angel, Wonderfalls, Firefly, Arrested Development, Greg the Bunny, and many others.

My Offline acting debut will be featured on the site soon. I hope you all enjoy it. As for writing and directing something... in time. I have something a little different than what Paul and Dan are working on with their short films. Variety is the spice of life.

Ryan

What I'm listening to: "Civil Twilight" by the Weakerthans