Monday, September 10, 2007

Spider Holocaust

"It's like the holocaust.... but instead of people, it's spiders" Quote of the Day

So, young female whores in Hollywood are fucking up little girls everywhere. It's horrible. It's terrible. I'm way too old to take advantage of the fact that there's a generation of girls growing up slutty. I heard two girls, no older than 13 years old talking about giving head. Wha the fuck is that? Girls had cooties when I was 13. Now they're all sucking dick and have jungle fever. Why couldn't this have been the standard behaviour when I was younger? I mean, as it stands I'm way too old to touch 15 year olds now. How depressing is that?.... (I'm not saying if I had the chance I'd touch 15 year olds.... but I would let them touch me)

I'm old. Old enough to be afraid of life. And destiny. And a chubby mid section. When did THAT happen? And I hate everything now. I'm jaded. Dane Cook isn't funny! What the hell is wrong with everyone who thinks that guys is funny? And Fuck, High School Musical? Jesus.... just Jesus. When the hell will I be famous? Soon? Is it soon? If so many people out there can be famous without being talented then when's my turn? I guess I'd need to get my name out there first. I guess this site helps. I'm working on a short film... something slightly different than what I'm used to.

I'm also working on a kids movie. The world needs another movie like the Goonies. And less celebrity sluts turning girls into little tramps. Awesome little tramps.

What Ryan's listening to: "Our Life is not a Movie or Maybe" by Okkervil River

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